50 you should know about us!

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1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count.
2. Real men drive stick shift.
3. I will leave if you lie.
4. Don't say you understand when you don't.
5. I'm convinced, I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so.
6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.
7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you.
9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.
10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.
11. I expect YOU to call me.
12. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
13. I'm scared of losing my independence.
14. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be.
15. We are DRAMA queens.
16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not.
17. If I'm not having sex with you, I'm: a) having a fat day. b) not feeling "connected" to you. c) blackmailing you to get something I want.
18. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
19. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
21. A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies.
22. You look hot in hooded clothing items.
23. You should never tell me what to do.
24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.
25. My breasts love much licking and sucking.
26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.
27. I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice.
28. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
29. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's;hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)
30. I want to be Madonna.
31. If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don't.
32. I'm in heaven when you hold my hand.
33. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
34. I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now!!
35. Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving.
36. I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this.
37. If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking.... (for real)
38. Discussion of ex-gf's and ex-bf's should be avoided at all times.
39. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself.
40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.
41. I don't love it when you're sweaty.
42. It's best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas.
43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.
44. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
45. we are always right in one way or another. don't ever forget that!
46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.
47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read, find...
48. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.
49. I remember everything about our relationship.
50. You should know all this and more with-out my telling you.